7:30 The Raven Pack reaches a small city with friendly but suspicious inhabitants
7:33 A debate starts over the origins of "reimburse", why does no one ever use the word imburse?
7:35 ITS A TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
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7:45 False alarm.
8:08 It is possible that they are cannibal cultists. We try to convince them that our npc companions are much tastier than we are.
8:20 Owlbear goes in the middle of the night to investigate the Church. The "Church" is filled with soldiers.
9:04 We prepare to head back to the doppleoppolis refugees but run into a village elder. Owlbear and Ba'har leave the town to meet with the refugees. Chisel Chest and Duri stay in town.
9:10 At a tavern, a guy offers to polish our swords. What kind of town is this?
9:21 Superman v. Mohamed Ali, who would win?
9:30 Duri attempts to get information out of a local by getting him drunk, but he doesn't learn anything.
9:37 Owlbear and Ba'har encounter spectral panthers on their journey back. 50% of the time, they are insubstantial all the time.
10:09 The spectral panthers are defeated.
10:10 Chisel Chest challenges a trapper to an archery contest and wins. Meanwhile Duri attempts unsuccessfully to get soldiers drunk for information.
10:29 The group meets up with the refugees while the GM dances the robot. Back in town, the doppleganger npc has become ill, possibly due to poison.
10:36 Upon reaching the town, the village elder reveals that there are hundreds of soldiers hidden by illusion. The real doppleoppolis II is hidden beneath the city in the cellar.
10:40 Apparently the rune we were after was a fake, and the real one is being held by zombies. Braiiinnnnsss....
11:00 Shopping!
12:14 The party is rewarded with a box of gold, Owlbear sells the box.
12:30 The Raven Pack sets out on its newest, most glorious adventure: to find a secret artifact held by some undead.
12:42 A clue to the entrance of the dungeon is brilliantly hidden under some gravel. When the sun sets it reveals the location of the entrance.
1:01 Zombie spiders, Awww snap. This spider came out of no where, BULL SHIT.
1:04 A giant (possibly zombie) spider attacks Chisel Chest, that will teach him to roll well on endurance.
1:16 Moar Spiders.
2:08 Spiders dispatched. The inanimate banner is MVP.
1 comment:
To be absolutely fair, we were in a room full of cobwebs when those spiders attacked. That was such total crap.
Not only did those spiders come from absolutely nowhere, with no way for us to anticipate it, but those webs "just happened" to be the environment that the spiders fought best in. I call shenanigans.
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